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Stripes of faecaes / shit left on a forearm from a progressively deeper ass fisting session
That guy really took it in the ass, look st my colonel stripes!
Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.
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A really cool unit in CnC Generals and Zero Hour, armed with a minigun, explosives, stealth and a knife. Use him well and he can wipe out half a base alone!
That Colonel Burton done some work before you killed him! LOL
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The mentor and commanding officer of John Rambo. Was captured by Vietnamese soldiers at one point, but Rambo busted him out. Colonel Trautmann likes to point out to people what a bad-ass Rambo is.
"This mission is over, Rambo!"
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The feeling you have between 45 minutes and 1 hour after eating kfc where you feel sick from the grease
It is an accepted part of eating kfc that within an hour you will generally experience colonel regret unless you are a seasoned colonel veteran
The blowjob a man receives from his female boss.
"There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by." - Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. A Few Good Men.
P: J, I need you to stay late this evening.
J: Is the budget due tomorrow?
P: Yes, and if we get everything knocked out quickly, we'll wrap things up with a Colonel Jessup.
Mike did not want to admit to his co-workers, nor his wife that sometimes his business trips included a night cap and a Colonel Jessup.