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Embaressing attempt to covertly disguise balding Amish Doctors.
Hey man,did you feel the Amish comb over that came in the room and offered me some narcs?
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An act where a woman is on the top of a bald man giving a 69er. She then intentionally or unintentionally releases messy diarrhea all over his head causing a chocolate hair-like replacement.
In addition, A Bad Hershey Comb-over is when the color of the diarrhea dosen't match the color of his eyebrows.
"Hey Greg, Mike looks 10 years younger since Crystal gave him a Hershey Comb-Over".
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When the president deals with a problem by sweeping it under the rug.
Trump is dealing with the problem of his ties to Russia by giving it a presidential comb over.
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The facial coiffure which arranges one's moustache whiskers in such a way that they occlude the subject's male pattern baldness. A toupee fashioned from one's moustache.
Petunia discovered that the hair was indeed attached, and by attempting to pluck it from Benjamin's jacket, she had unhinged his "moustache comb-over" exposing a great, shiny bald head.
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Long Bangs worn on male emo/hipsters that usually begin from a part on the side of the head- usually far enough over to cover a receeding hairline or bald spot, if necessary. May also hide forehead acne and/or a uni-brow.
Frequently seen in conjunction with the grown-out faux-hawk.
Often these bangs are used to provide the illusion of mystery and/or rockstardom.
Oil is essencial to this look. If a wearer must bathe more than monthly, natural occuring oil may be supplemented by sweat, gel, or saliva.
That guy who sold me scalped Death Cab tickets had the hottest emo comb-over! His bangs were so long I could barely see the pill-induced glaze over his eyes!
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The term "double comb over" is a relatively new term, used to depict hair that resembles a lot like a wig yet is real. It has progressively become popular due to the fact that our 45th United states president has this hair style. It looks like a wig since you make any side of your hair go over your bald spot on the center, followed up by putting the opposite side over the bald spot again; this makes the hair look extremely artificial and utterly idiotic. If you do not wish to be made fun of or look like a guy who needs attention, it is highly recommended not to use this hairstyle.
Person 1: I voted for Hillary because she's a woman
Person 2: I voted for trump because of his luscious double comb over...
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Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top to hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
"I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde."
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