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A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'
'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'
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The idea that your wrongdoings and misdeeds have caught up with you and you must be held accountable. In context this can be applied in the first or third person.
Like my pops Mad Max had said, “The Chickens had come home to roost…” whatever the fuck that means… (J. Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street
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a term you use when your down bad for someone especially if many people find them attractive, they all tend to say this
*sees someone attractive on my tiktok fyp*
me: come home the kids miss you
yasss
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*Looks around at the chickens*
HOLY SHIT! You're right!
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a term used for when you reminiscing about your ex or you miss them
“bru trinity needa come back home”
To come home smelling like you have consumed large quantities of alcohol. Usually used in conjunction with the term "tie one on."
Pinheads!!! You goin out? Gonna tie one on? Come home smelling like 3 nights in Pitcairn.
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Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.
NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"
Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.
Enter Tony, stage left
Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?
Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.
Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.
Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?
Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-
Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.
Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.
Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!
Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.
Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.
After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.
After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.
Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.
The crowd bursts into cheers
Mordechai: LET'S PARTY
Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced
FIN
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