count commas

to get money, add commas to your bank account as you obtain more money

$100 has no commas but $1,000,000 has two commas that can be counted

all i do is smoke weed and count commas

fuck bitches, count commas

Comma splice

Two main clauses not connected by a conjunction in order to join or unite body parts through sexual activity

Someone asked me on a date, I didn’t say yes. It’s because they asked me if I “Wanna Netflix and comma splice?”.

High comma

The punctuation mark that used to signify a conjunction. Since the early 90s, now more commonly used to add emphasis to syllables/phonetic spelling of names. More correctly known as...apostrophe.

Tre: "Your son's name is D'ant'e? How do you spell that?"
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Kisha: "I spell it, D-high comma-A-N-T-high comma-E."

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comma bitch

The act of applying a comma "," followed by the word "bitch!" to various signs and public messages. For Example, if I were to comma bitch a stop sign, I would place a comma after the word STOP and write "BITCH" underneath it. The sign would be "comma bitched". The sign would read, "STOP, Bitch!"

He would later comma bitch that sign so that it read, "The white zone is for loading and unloading vehicles only, BITCH!"

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2 comma

1. any number in the millions (1,000,000-9,999,999) that has two commas
2. rich, snobby mofos

Man, those 2-comma kids think their shit don't smell or somethin'.

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man-comma

The second week of every month a man can be a complete asshole to people and blame it on man-comma(like a period)

Dude, it might just be that Im on my man-comma, but that girl is a bitch-ass ho.

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exclamation comma

Similar to an exclamation mark but the sentence may be continued afterwards.

This is W00tage!, dude haha

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