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YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.
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When read, reader usually dies a little inside.
Typical YouTube Comments:
U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...
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The response to every top YouTube comment.
*clever comment with thousands of upvotes*
βunderrated commentβ
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There are 4 types of YouTube comments:
1. Short, 1 to 3 syllable comments. These are usually positive, but are still retarded.
2. Advertisements of any kind. Usually for crappy porn sites, or for other YouTube channels.
3. Negative criticism. While this isn't usually a bad thing, the highest level of criticism on YouTube consists of insulting someone else's sexuality
4. The insane, rambling argument. These are most common on religious and political videos, and always against the ideologies espoused in the video. Often it starts out somewhat sane, but quickly declines into runon sentences about government mandated brain control.
Types of YouTube comments:
1. i like it.
2. That is awesome check out my vidz: ht t p : / / ww w. y o utu b e.co m/ ineedtodie
3. dat vid suked ur gay u faget i suk off ur mom every nite
4. if the govnrenment didnt do 911 how com it happend on 911 it was a plan orcastrated by the us wiht help of new world order organization ho put fluorine in water 2 kil kidz mercury injections chemtrails evil jewish space aliens jfk moon landing was actually venus glucose is lethal RISE UP VOET 4 RON PAUL
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An unholy cesspool of poor grammar, misogyny, and trolling that has never been seen before. One of the main reasons of the term, "I've lost faith in humanity." Don't enter this place unprepared, lest you lose your sanity. Made even worse by the fact that there is a reply AND a comment ratings system, meaning those who actually bring something intelligent to talk about will be be berated for their opinion. Never has such a display of illiteracy and stupidity been given such a public promotion.
An example of the YouTube comments section:
IGN:
Omg Xbox sucs so much, ps4 is gooder than xbox, xbox players sucs
NBA:
Lebrick James sucks so much he the worst player ever floper crybaby
Any video about religion:
Omg Jesus is so fake anyone that believe in jesus is dum
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Where one wrong move will have a bunch of weirdos death threatening you. Usually after someone has gone mad from someone else. There's only one rule in the comments.
DON'T STATE YOUR OPINION.
A: OMG, K-Pop is the best thing ever! πππππππ
B: No it sucks and they can't sing
A: STFU YOU UGLY ASS N*GGA! I BET YOU CAN'T SING EITHER AND YOU'LL ROT IN HELL LIKE YOUR PARENTS WANTED, FAGGOT!
C: Calm the fuck down and drink some holy water JESUS CHRIST!
A: YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARD!
Meanwhile, D is eating popcorn and laughing hysterically at the YouTube Comments he just witnessed, until eventually realizing what has happened to society.
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Honestly, I'm appalled.
Never in my life have I seen such volatility, such vileness, such venom, such inhumanity until I encountered the YouTube comments section when I first joined YouTube.
Everyone is opinionated to some degree; and for some reason that doesn't apply to the YouTube comments section. Trolls are everywhere. Home of the notorious flame war. Spelling and grammar are raped, beaten, tortured, shot, then hanged. Ranting will only get you hated. Once in a while the intelligent person will spring up, but you have to look for him... or her. But for the most part, it's amazing, almost laughable at how disrespectful we can be and have become.
Be careful what you write in the YouTube comments. I advise you.
YouTube comments = the epitome of misanthropy
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