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A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
when Ur roblox girlfriend breaks up with you and you type in chat, Commit Die
You: i dont like you
xX.egirl.Xx: ok bye
You: Commit Die!!
You hear sobbing in your uncles room
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A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.
I have brought great shame to my brethren. I must now commit sudoku.
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When you run out of time and just don't care anymore, commit your code and be done with it
Man, master is broken because everyone keeps YOLO Committing.
a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
Leave me alone and commit die!
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Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.
"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
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when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date
Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"
The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"
fist pump jersey shore GTL
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