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A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
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A type of humans who will treat their neighbour as a parents but treat their parents as a beggar
We don't need communist anymore
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A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
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A title used by members of the political party that is the furthest to the left. A communist believes that the means of production and the fruits of production should be owned and granted to the workers. (Ex. Factory workers producing snow-globes should jointly own the factory and receive all the profit from the snow-globes that are sold, then divided equitably among the workers). The philosophy of communism arose from a man named Karl Marx who lived in the monarchist Germany in the mid-1800s. Europe was home to many unfair societies at the time, where there were a few rich, (the bourgeoisie) and the rest of society were poor, abused, laborers. Karl Marx advocated destroying the rich aristocracy in favor a country filled with only laborers who governed themselves and everybody was equal, socially and financially.
John believes that he and his fellow coal miners should get the foreman fired and proclaim ownership over the mine and should receive all the profits from the coal's sale, and then share it equitably with his fellows. John is a communist.
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Then: Scary, godless cult working with Soviet Russia to take away our freedom
Now: Cynical fifteen-year-olds with an Internet connection
There's no reason to be scared of communists anymore.
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Like democracy, socialism, marxism, and other forms of government, a form where the ruling class claims to give power to the majority (the people, working class, whatever), while instead, devoting it to themselves.
The concept of communism, just like the concept of democracy, would work fine if it was not corrupt, or if it did what it claimed is stood for.
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Anyone with a IQ of less than 50
#communism #red
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