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Cone/Coned/Conage:
Definition 1: Cone: To destroy, do away with, slaughter, or kill.
Definition 2: To be completely and utterly dominated in any way shape or form.
Definition 3: To describe something or someone that is doomed, done for, has no chance of survival, about to be owned, etc. Note: a suffix is not necessary if it is undesired.
Definition 4: The topmost tier of being utterly dominated: Owned, Pwned, Coned; Conage
Definition 5: To move a construction cone into the path of a moving vehicle.
Etymology: This word first came into usage when a College Student used the word in a Facebook™ group, soon all the group members were using the word. Soon after that the word made its debut in the online gaming world when it was made the slogan of the Clan VH GANGSTAS. I was first informed of the word by my neighbor who had heard it from a friend of his in South Carolina who had played against the VH GANGSTAS Clan and been utterly dominated. I preceded to track this word back to its origin in Facebook™ and was actually able to find the original Facebook™ post: “…Cuz’ he’s a little bitch that definitely needs to be coned….”
1. “We need to CONE Osama” or “Osama is to be CONED”
2. “Haha, You got CONED in paintball Matt! First you ran into barbwire, tripped over it, got stuck upside-down on it, and then you got riddled by like 60 balls—by the way, how are your balls feeling after getting hit multiple times? Man it was funny when you screamed and cried!”
3. "Stew is fucking CONE(D) if he thinks he can take on Brock in kickboxing"
4. “Haha, CONED!—Loser”
5. “I am reminded of the time I hucked the street cone into the side of Bobs car in the parking lot. Ah, that was nice...man we CONED him good.”
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The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.
You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).
No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"
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Metal cone that sits in the stem of a bong, you light the herb in the cone with a lighter keeping it lit while you pull air through the bong inhailing the smoke.
where you would say, "tokeing on a reafer." you
would be "pulling on a cone."
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a looser, tool, or just a stupid goofball
"Kate- stop being such a giant cone"
or simply as a last name if the coneyness is overwhelming, "Look- It's David Cone"
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A crack-head or junky. Its more likely used to describe a free loader or someone who always ask for things and they aint got no money...so you can say a junky
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the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.
Guy 1: Have you spoken to Jenna lately?
Guy 2: No, I heard she was coning, like, 4 cheese holes on a frat boat!
Guy 1: Oh well.
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1)to be jizzed all over...to be given a facial...as if taking a vanilla icecream cone and pushing and smothering someone in the face.
2) To completely outplay another team or person. to embarass the opposing team
a) yo i just coned that bitch.
b) We coned their asses!
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