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A specific type of coincidence where a topic will come up in conversation and be remarked on, often for it's unusual nature; and within a few days another source who was not involved in the original conversation brings it up again.

Person 1: Remember how you told me about Tuvan throat singing last week? A new hire started at work today and they shared that they studied it as a hobby.

Person 2: That's a conrad!

by ElSlip November 22, 2022


Conrad

A young boy who you think is innocent until you get to know him better. He is tall and blonde, every girl loves him and wishes they were his friend. He can't keep up with his snapchat messages because everyone wants to talk to him all the time. He is funny and energetic, but also shy so please don't make him uncomfortable. We love Conrad!

"Me and my bed bug gang think you look tasty, Gabe", said Conrad 9:24

by When?? March 10, 2020


Conrad

He’s a really shy guy first and you don’t think much of him. He’ll probably end up talking to you and you’ll start to feel red. He has a very cool personality and won’t even know you love him just a bit. Girls will act tsundere but will kill for him.

Best thing is! He likes Daisies!

Gyal 1: I WAS TALKING TO A CONRAD
Gyal 2: oh that’s awesome

(Stabs gyal 1)

by Top defenition September 02, 2018


Conrad

A stiffy, hard-on, erection.

"Bro I've got the biggest conrad"
"Bro"
"Bro"
"No homo bro"

by neo noodle May 18, 2019


conrad

someone who is a geek BUT only a lil bit

Dean West. who i decided is gunna dye his hair navy blue. =D
CONRAD

by LaineMarieHoward.com July 25, 2006


Conrad

Conrad is a nice guy who has a big ego, but when he meets someone he really likes, he's the nicest person on earth to them. He'll always put up a fight and perhaps encourage fights too. If you know a Conrad, be prepared for someone with a big ego, but don't worry, once you get close, you'll find him to be the nicest guy ever.

Guy 1: "Conradddddd!!! You got such a big ego bro!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, you do, but you're a nice guy!"

by sixfoottentoes August 31, 2020


conrad

the guy who gets the worst munchies and always mooches food off of people. he also tends to pass out earlier than everyone else, which can be solved with taking a nerf gun and administering headshots. this person tends to be redheaded

dude can i have another handful of goldfish?

Dude you already had five handfuls! dont conrad me!

by theEaSTer BuNny October 12, 2010