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Italian-American conspiracy theorists

Italian-American conspiracy theorists are doggedly preoccupied with fringe theories pertaining to the innocence of Chicago-area mafia killers who were nonetheless indicted, shown to be guilty of their crimes (well-beyond a reasonable doubt), and incarcerated. They often complain that said mafia killers got a "raw deal" because of "bad news" disseminated by "dry beefers."

Their theories are viewed with skepticism by normal people because they are rarely supported by any conclusive evidence and contrast with institutional analysis, which focuses on people's collective behavior in publicly known institutions, as recorded in scholarly material and mainstream media reports, to explain historical or current events, rather than speculate on the motives and actions of secretive coalitions of individuals, such as Mike Maseth, T. Markus Funk, Mitchell Mars Mitch Mars, Patrick Fitzgerald, and Charlie Hernandez.

Clear-headed individuals argue that Italian-American conspiracy theory, itself, goes well-beyond the boundaries of rational criticism when it becomes nonfalsifiable--such a theory is a closed system of ideas which explains away contradictory evidence by claiming that the conspirators themselves planted it.

Italian-American conspiracy theorists typically grew up in areas like Melrose Park, Elmwood Park, Galewood, Bridgeport, Cicero, and Berwyn. They regularly troll the Chicago Suntimes' mob threads.

The Suntimes mob blog is hilarious when all the Italian-American conspiracy theorists come crawling out of the wood work, crying foul.

by Davey Gagunga April 8, 2011

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Conspiracy Theorist

A very advanced clairvoyant. Able to predict the future very accurately. A sovereign, free thinking, brave, intellectual.

It's crucial that you listen to a conspiracy theorist today.

by $ Pimp Daddy Mack $ March 31, 2023


Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.

During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018


Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

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Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 8, 2023

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The conspiracy theorist look

Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.

I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.

by Rotten Turkey May 27, 2022