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To contemplate life while in a shitty situation.
I was constipating how I had ended up face down ass up in my neighbor's front yard with a bottle of Jack next to me.
damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.
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This term refers to the phrase "this shits", which means something bad. Obviously, the opposite of shitting would be constipation, thus, if something is good, it is constipated.
This song is really constipated.
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something is real hard cant do because somyhing is in the way
mike cant skateboard because its constipated
(twigs an rocks are in the way)
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When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.
*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.
Cause I'm constipated
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The belief that the Constitution is a perfect and totally infallible document. Also the belief that the Constitution allows everyone to do almost anything they like as long as it doesn't "hurt" anyone else, at least as long it doesn't seem to hurt anyone else in libs' eyes. Also, they take their interpretation of the Constitution to be the only possible interpretation, when in fact there are many different interpretations of the Constitution. Why do you think Supreme Court judges differ on what they think the Constitution means?
Constipational people don't want to listen to rational arguments or different interpretations of the Constitution. A constipational person will argue for abortion rights and same-sex marriage and use the Constitution to try to prove their point.
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