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When you eat so much corn, your shit looks like a ripe cob of corn. Also explains why the Nebraska Cornhuskers are so bad
I just shat a Nebraskan Corncob.
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An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.
There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.
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The corncob lodge up the ass of the Anthropogenic climate change fanatics.
"You know every time you drive your SUV Gaia dies a little more."
" You need to pull that Carbon Footprint Corncob out of your ass. Why don't you take a cruise and relax?"
"Do you know how much carbon a cruise ship puts into our sky's?"
" I rest my case."
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The situation or act of being constipated and finally having a bowel movement which is very hard, cracked, dried out, and contains embedded pieces of corn kernels (Maize) on the surface, such as a Corncob.
Woah! I forgot that I ate corn the other day! I just looked into my toilet and found a Corncob Surprise that sank to the bottom of the toilet bowl!
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We will reject booty, and no more corncob days.
A fat tiny little man who has a dick the size of a corncob, he has an extremely long neck and likes little girls
“Corncob is looking extra horny today”
Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.
That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.