courtesy reboot

The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.

Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.

(Screen blanks out)

Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.

courtesy sheet

A sheet that is put down when fucking on a bed that is not your own. The sheet serves as a barrier between sex juices and your friends bed.

Hey Lee, you can only fuck on my bed if you put down a courtesy sheet first.

Courtesy wipe

It is when one wipe their ass for any number of reason...
after they go to the bathroom and have completed their normal routine in the bathroom. they go on about their day. only to return to the bathroom later on to wipe because they don't feel clean or they just wanted to.
Sometimes you need a courtesy wipe when you get swamp ass to get rid of the sweaty butt crack.
A courtesy wipe can be needed when one has a nasty fart, this is to check for a possible shart.
One can also wipe their ass any time during the day and this can be consider a courtesy wipe.

a persons inter thoughts: {Oh man, that is not feeling right better give myself a courtesy wipe.}

I am sweating like crazy i need a courtesy wipe.

Friend A: Oh dude you shit your pants at least give yourself a courtesy wipe cause that that fart sound way to gross. it had to of been a shart.
Friend B: it was not that bad, i guess i will it is a courtesy to do so.

I need a good wiping oh yes a courtesy wipe oh much better feeling nice and clean.

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Common Courtesy

Holding the door for someone behind you; Showing respect for the other person.

Thanks for your common courtesy.

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courtesy laugh

When someone tells a really long story that really has no point to it at all and at the end you make a little chuckle, giggle, or laugh out of courtesy.

Friends mom: *insert long pointless story here*
You: *chuckle*
Friend: That was such a couresy laugh

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courtesy roll

Upon vacating a house/apartment, the half roll of toilet paper you leave behind for the new occupants as a courtesy

Bob made sure to leave a courtesy roll for the new occupants incase the need should arise whilst they moved in

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MySpace courtesy

when receiving a picture comment, you feel the need to comment a picture of the person who commented yours

"He commented 5 of my pictures, its MySpace courtesy to comment 5 of his pictures."