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A person who drinks heavily, and yet manages to present reasonably cogent, witty arguments without betraying just how hooked up he really is, how many prescription medications he's really on, or how many months he really spent in rehab last year.
Such are the levels of misdirection and subterfuge he employs, he may even occasionally be described by the uninformed and clinically depressed as a 'voice of reason'.
From: 'coverstick' - a cosmetic anti-blemish formula.
Also from: Politics Lobby 3 Yahoo chatrooms - 'Coverstick'
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A male rumored by at least several women to have an extremely short uncircumsised penis
I had to dump him, his stick would never crawl out of its covers
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When a girl has a dick in her vagina, a dick in her ass, and a dick in her mouth. usually the one in her vagina and the one in her ass do all the wok down there and she does all the work with the penis in her mouth. It's like a giant threesome, but with an extra person.
I was covered last night by my roommates and my boyfriend. That was a long and unforgettable night and man I'd like to do it every night.
I was covered last night by my roommates and my boyfriend. That was a long and unforgettable night and man I'd like to do it every night.
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When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.
Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."
Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"
Person A: o_O
usually a letter that accompanies your resume. It's normally about half a page and that half a page can make or break your chances of getting the job. It's a pain in the ass and no one ever really knows what to put in those few paragraphs and chances are, you're going to screw it up.
Mr. Smith would like you to send your resume with a cover letter to the business for an interview.
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This term refers to using another person as a scapegoat or fall guy for your criminal endeavours. If the cops ever come around asking questions, you simply blame the jail cover. Ideally, your jail cover would be a complete and oblivious fucking moron who could easily be taken advantage of. It is good if they look up to you and want to be like you, so usually a person younger than yourself would be used. They are often forced to do grunt work that nobody else wants to do until the time comes for them to actually be arrested and serve their ultimate purpose.
Bubbles- "Don't you feel bad that Corey and Trevor went to jail for something you did?"
Ricky- "No. They're just fucking jail cover. Nothing more."
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When you are getting naughty with a lady and you gently caress her nipples into your mouth and inhale slightly.
Oh no!! That guy just brogan covered my girl!