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The act of admitting to colluding with a foreign government to win an election
"Mr. President did you or anyone in your party collude with the Russians in an attempt to win the election"
"Yes, yes I have covfefed"
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When you try to tweet and spell correctly when masturbating to your daughters photo.
Don't go in there. The POTUS is in the middle of covfefe
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1. One's covert name, preceded by the prefix "cov"; not always accidentally leaked in the middle of the night via Twitter; can also occur as attempted disinformation. The President of United States initiated the practice May 31, 2017, possibly undercover. Now the world can know his preferred nickname may possibly be Fefe, not The Donald.
2. An overnight Twitter flare sent by the President when dozing off--especially when embedded alongside "negative press" or "fake news"-- to signal the President's BFF ('Best Butler Forever') to bring that Coke bedside when the rooster crows ... or Speaker of the House Paul Ryan or White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer speaks ... whoever is first and louder. In the case of a tie, Pence decides.
"Despite the constant negative press
covfefe"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017
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The national beverage of Kekistan. a drink, traditionally served as a 16 oz mug filled to the brim with steaming bullshit, topped with a single roasted espresso bean - most well known for it's full bodied aroma.
Would you like to come back to my place for a covfefe and a night cap?
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The last word you type as the intern is snatching your phone from your sweaty hands and short stubby fingers.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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(n.) something that is well deserved or waranted
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
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