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Previous definitions of the word crane have been incorrect.The word crane represents when someone is so fat they need a crane to move them.
Zoe's not just fat she's a crane
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The theory that all cranes are derived from previous cranes. All cranes build subsequent cranes. However, this creates a contradiction. From where were the first cranes derived? This is where crane theory steps in. God created a certain number of initial natural cranes. These cranes were perfect. They can nowadays typically be found in remote areas where it would otherwise be impossible to build a crane from scratch. Cities emerged in their current locations because there was originally a high concentration of the original cranes there.
Clay: "Hey dude, check out that crane."
Brantley: "That one is kind of out there by itself...it must be one of the originals."
Clay: "Originals?!"
Brantley: "Yea, God built the first cranes - it's how all subsequent cranes were built. Haven't you ever heard of crane theory?"
Clay: "OIC."
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Describing how you feel after eating too much. Wishing you did not have to move from the dinner table after stuffing your face and have a crane lift you to the couch. So full that you are breathing like a gold fish.
That 3rd plate of pasta was so good, ugh I can't move someone call in the crane for me.
To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.
1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.
A person that has the skills to pay the bills when it comes to heavy lifting and shady rigging principles. This person has the shadiest rigging technique and can sneak it by an osha inspector and usually wears a cowboy hat hard hat.
That Larry is a serious crane cowboy when it comes to gettin shit done, all he needs now is a mic ultra and his horse
A derogatory name used to criticize a thoroughly unintelligent worker. Typically a manual worker that does very stupid things.
That dumb yardman was supposed to plant flowers; instead he cut down all the plants. He is such a gib-crane.
Usually a cunt, plays minecraft and his father works as a builder. They are also on government funding, aka the dole
Lee Crane; I just got a new rocking chair!
Jamie; who gives a fuck