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When it's 10:30 on a lonely Wednesday night and all you can think about is all of da bootys
Man my girlfriend broke up with me and I got hella ass crave
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Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man
Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him
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The tingling sensation you get after you eat an entire case of sliders from white castle. Ultimately resulting in an explosive "wave" of feces protruding from the anus.
Mike: "OHH GOD!!! Its the CRAVE WAVE...."
Joe: "Hey Mike you need a hand in there?"
*the sound of an exploding rectum follows...*
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A person picking arguments with other people as if the other person(s) are hating, when in reality said people are not hating at all and are either neutral or supportive. All because they want haters, expected haters, and yet was presented with either supporters and/or people who just don't give a fuck.
Person 1- "Bro this evo has 90000 horse power and can beat a cts-v no probz"
Person 2- "cool bro"
Person 1- "serious bro, I seen it! That thing SPANKS the Cts-v!"
Person 2- "I believe it bro. I mean the cts-v weighs like 4400lbs but I mean yea the evo whoops the cts-v"
person 1- "bro cry all you want you little bitch, the evo beats it every time."
Person 2- "bro, why you hater-crave all the damn time? I just said that the evo beats the cts-v, I don't see how I'm being a little bitch."
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Basicaly a really strong urge to hear a song you either haven't heard in a long time or used to hearing that song most of the time.
It can affect just about anyone regardless of what genre they like
Person A - It is hard to believe I haven't heard much of metallica lately
Person B - I know dude they are the best on the whole damn planet most their stuff really gives me a song craving
*Plugs in ipod selects the song metalica master of puppets offers Person B ear piece*
Person A - hear will this feed your song craving
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An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.
"Hey, wanna hang?"
"Cant.. i watching VD."
"VD?"
"Shh.. no text. distracting me."
"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."
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When one wakes up in the morning with no desire to eat a real breakfast, instead all he/she wants to do is eat chips such as nachos, potato chips and doritos.
"Hey Frank, your not going to believe this, but I woke up this morning and ate 6 bags of Doritos. It was a massive chip crave!