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Someone who hangs about mainly in a football club, or park. They drink White Ace cider and tend to wear alot of checkers.
Cretins like this are on the dole and use all of their money to buy white ace cider. Often they tick alchol from the shop untill their parents/nan gives them more money
They have 1 best friend (who is equally a cretin) who will worship the ground they walk on and do everything they are told to do.
Cretins are always drunk and play drinking games. They cause trouble on the streets and everyone laughs at them. Cretins do not realise they have a problem or that they are being laughed at. They think they are just having fun and there is nothing wrong it what they are doing. They also take no pride in their personal appearance and tend to look like woody out of "this is england"
doc martins
white ace
checkers
football club
rock music
cretin
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a murderous piece of shit with lots of money and power
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an idiot. someone who cannot do even the simplest tasks right. No one likes the cretin, and is usually hated by most people for screwing up important stuff.
Comes from Romanian, "Cretin", which means idiot.
That cretin forgot to bring the basketball, again. What a complete idiot.
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A person who's too narrow minded and retarded to expand their experience beyond their own perceptions-Usually used to describe people who spend hours playing First Person Shooter Games like Call of Duty or Halo but dont have the brains to play games like Final Fantasy or any multitude of excellent JRPG or far superior Japanese games.
Cretin one: "slobbers"I just got a killstreak in Halo Reacharound!
Cretin two:"Drools and spittle flies forth from his gaping maw"oh yea I just prestiged for the 30th time in Black ops!
Worldy gamer who plays more than shooters:What a bunch of Cretins ..
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A obese mentally handycaped person. A person with such a retardation that they will not be able to burn of foods that have been fed to them. A real good old-fashioned insult use it well.
look at that fat dribling fuck over there a true cretin.
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Someone of the lowest possible intelligence level. Someone with an IQ of 10. At the most. Many cretins behave like veggies and can only be taught to piss themselves.
That guy's brain never fully developed past the third week of gestation and he is now a cretin.
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A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com
(In Caps) BMW SHOULD BE REMOVED BECAUSE A CRETIN CREATED THE WORD.
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