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A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.
Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.
1. Is a homosexual
2. Thinks he's black but is really white
3. Likes being the little spoon
4. Is difficult
5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying
7. Used to be a junkie
8. In love with a hottie (k.w)
9. Gives off muffin energy
10. Has bug eyes
11. Is an eshay
12. Is whipped (k.w)
13. Spends to much money of food
14. Doesn't drive
15. Is all talk
"oh theres a Blade Cronk, he must like being the little spoon"
A person of absolute no use.
A useless mf who won’t do something you want or is just being stubborn.
Example 1:
person: Yo ling ling can you give me the homework from English and global.
Lingling: I didn’t do it yet sorry, I’ll give you it when I do it.
Person: ur such a fuckin Crink Cronk.
Example 2:
Person1: yo do you wanna walk with me in the halls b4 school starts
Person2: nah I can’t I gotta do my homework in class.
Person 1: ugh, u Crink Cronk.
Sexiest guy of all time and has the ability to make any girl orgasm for hours. Is very smart, cool, and has a huge dick. Has probably had sex with your girlfriend.
Guy 1: my girlfriend cheated on me with Griffin Cronk
Guy 2: I honestly would have sex with him too no homo
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Somebody who will go on about something they think they know, but in reality they are making a very perverted joke. (normally edgy and kind of twisted)
"The cronk-ass-hoe was saying that they got some good head, but in the end he got his dick bit off but is too ashamed to admit to it."
Cronk Dangling is a simple act where A male who is together with a woman who is on her period engages in anal Intercourse with her. When Finished up the male participant will anal cream pie the female and then Dangle her by here ankles off of a Bridge or Cliff. Taking care not to drop her, otherwise this turns the act into cronk drops.
Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.
"Damn Ho' is on, I may just take her Cronk Dangling."
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