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Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!
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sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs
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The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.
"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."
Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
A standard pager device, circa 1992.
I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?
When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)
Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.
A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.