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Bike to fast for fag ass harley riders and buick drivers. Picks up to much ass. Not heavy enough to support your fat ass date that you picked up at your family reunion, and has no place to mount a SISSY bar.
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A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!
"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"
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An unstoppable and powerful erection
I have a crotch rocket from looking at my sister
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noun1.Euphemism for a man's penis
noun2.A man who is known to be exceptionally vigorous during copulatitive episodes.
1: "I was sat on the bus, and damn me if i didn't have the biggest crotch rocket of my life, i had to wait 4 stops 'till it went down!"
2: "I was with Bob last night, he's a real crotch rocket!"
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Fuck the redneck, inbred mutha fucker with the buick if he don't like crotch rockets why is he on here? go fuck your granny and have some more kids fag!
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Except the DAuer Lemans:
a. Costs more than your life.
b. Sucks up way more gas
c. looks like a big banana
d. Is still not as fast as the best crotch rockets.
Crotch rocket: a two wheeled vehicle powered by a high rev motor, usually built to outperform any other vehicle including ability to kill the operator of the vehicle instantly.
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