Crouton

Crouton (ˈkro͞oˌtän) noun. Being a derivative of the french word, croûte, meaning covered in crust, this word describes an individual that is thought to look gross, disagreeable, nauseating, or nasty😷

“Felicia? Bro, you KNOW she isn’t attractive. What a crouton!”

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crouton

1.A slang word used towards a mean, cranky old person.
2. used to denote a aged person, who drives REAL slow.

"i was behind this crouton in line today, she was such a foul acting hag, she treated the sale's person like crap."
another example, "my god, can you believe this crouton?, shes going 25 mph below the speed limit.."

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Crouton

Terrible dressing. A tragically desperate attempt to be hip. Very common in high temperature climates among males 40-50 years old. The act of being mad stale, getting worse.

Sheila: Honey, let's go! We have reservations at RA in twenty mintues.

Barry: Hold it...I'm almost done. Balding frohawk....check.
Medium Ed Hardy....check. Gleaming forehead....present. Crouton status complete. Let's do this!

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crouton

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

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crouton

short for Mouton

I like to refer to mouton as Crouton

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crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

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crouton

My friend, Matt Campbell.

A 'floating' member of the 'cunt soup' phenomenon that is slowly gripping the UK.

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