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Cant shoot. The definition of a man whos unable to perform the money shot due to dryness
Sebba couldnt give her what she wanted last night. Farkin CS
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Community Service Base. A holiday camp for criminals who are rewarded for actions such as beating someone up with a shovel or selling cocaine. The CS Base consists of an art room, a workshop, a DVD room and a CS yard where the participants are allowed to play around with paint and machinery like a nursery classroom. The CS Van commonly runs free days out to cut grass and stand around smoking weed.
Ned: I'm off to do my unpaid work order at the CS Base.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
A Counter-Strike playing 12-year old who takes the step up to a decent computer game (America's Army, Red Orchestra, etc.), and says the game sucks, blows, etc. because there is a tad bit of realism.
CS kiddie: OMG WHERES MY CROSHARES!?!1 WHY DIDNT THEY ADD THOSE!? THIS GMAE SUCKZ!!1! AND WHY WNOT I TRUN ON MY CELREON 300!?!!
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Your modern Counter-strike player. They most typically say "ur bad", "n00b" (the cool, hip new thing to say among cs nerds), "roflcopter" and many more things that reflect how sad their own lives are.
Cs nerds are the same people you see talking shit in a game then the same nerd is at your local grocery store the next day packing bags and being shit on by upper management.
The most popular fad among CS nerds these days is to agree to a knife fight, then pull back and start shooting the other player. Cs nerds are very common nowadays and are never honest. They compose 99 percent of the Counter-Strike community (surprise?) today.
"92X" is an example of one of your very common CS nerds and he got owned by "killer". 92X can't back up what he says, which is common among CS nerds.
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Almost every CS gamer has an addiction to counter-strike. excluding the minority who play it a couple of times, die each time, and then go into a fit of slagging off the game. CS gamers normally spend the majority of there free time playing counter-strike and trying to become a pro at it. Even though it is extremely unlikely to happen most carry on after the denial stage as their addiction is too great to ignore. Like the comment above they can be mainly described as being totally white, almost albino, and sometimes look like a shaven animal who has an alergy to the cold. In extreme cases almost their whole body is muscleless, except from there fingers(strong but still skinny to give optimum accuracy on the keyboard) and the muscle that is used during masterbation on their strongest arm, which is abnormally strong. Every so often a teenage cs gamer claims they have lost their virginity and taunts the other gamers...this person is normally given the silent treatment by the others until he conforms again.
Phrases regularly used:-
lol (an average rate of once every 15 seconds)
nooB
pwned/owned
nice shot
omg/omfg
hacker (normally if someone gets a lucky kill)
good job
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Tripple C's is referring to Corcidin Cough & Cold. It's usually refered as Triple C by the people that do it recreationally. Contains active ingredients Dextromethorphan Hydrobromide(cough suppressant, dissociative), Acetominophen (pain reliever, dangerous at high dose), Pseudoepherine (nasal decongestant, also risky at high dose).
"Yo man go snag me some triple cs at Rite Aid, i ain't got shit to do tonight."
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