A vagina that is so large that it employs staff to maintain it. The workforce includes a topiary designer, irrigation expert and livestock manager to name but a few. Also a tourist attraction frequented by individuals, but rarely by familes.
Lisa was recruiting for a groundskeeper at her Cuntry Manor.
1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a pussy.
damn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn't jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain't let him see "pg-13" movies anymure. he was sure speakin in cuntry grammer.
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When a person snorts cocaine out of a woman's cunt or a man's mancunt
-Do you want to go "skiing" tonight?
-Only if it's cross cuntry skiing
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When a female licks the piss off a dick.
Jenny cleaned my dick like a cuntry hand towel.
A day where you have sexual intercourse with them country girls
Oh hey bob is cuntry thursday!!
A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck
Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!
A field full of bitches ready to pop
This house party is a god damn Cuntry Nigga!