Curling

A granite blob is curled across the floor with the goal of getting it on a target or moving your opponents off said target. City council workers vigorously clear its path and repair pot holes. Nobody wins because even the best have to pawn their Olympic medals for food in 20 years time

“Hey, did you see who won the curling yesterday?” “ Fuck off Steve”

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cURL

Unforeseen turn of events relating to URLs.

Never expected that cURL, not in a million cyber lightyears.

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curling

just like planking but curling up into a ball on things and taking pictures

I was curling in bed last night

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curle

In the south, it is commonly used to describe a sheep-raper

Sometimes I wonder about our 'lil tommy when he goes out into the field with the herd. I think he might be a curle.

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Curl

To throttle the chops of a doo and offer affection or gratitude.

ohhhhhhh! I just Curled Pielz Chops

man i could go for a curl right now.

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Curling

Using a drunk person's own clothing, to clean up the piss that they just left on the floor.

After observing Jim pissing in the corner of the room, Marisa waited for Jim to remove his clothes, and pass out. She then took his clothes and went Curling.

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Curled

When you’re not twisted but you’re not bent. You’re just curled. Achieved by max of 2 bombs

i don’t want to be fully twisted i’m just gonna get curled

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