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Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 18, 2015


Nigga Curtain

That same porno where a nigga started hiding behind a curtain then proceeded to be a Nigga Lamp

Person 1: Hey dude you ever heard about Nigga Curtain?
Person 2: Ain't that the same person that had the name of Nigga Lamp?

by ThePhoenix56 July 10, 2019


poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 22, 2006


curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snoutโ€™s Cottage gather โ€œintelligenceโ€ about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

by Awffle May 28, 2009

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Curtain Twitcher

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.

I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards

by HSmith0706 August 25, 2019


cheddar curtain

The Illinois-Wisconsin state line, as referred to by people from Illionis. Comes from the reference of Wisconsinites as "cheese heads".

I'm heading north of the Cheddar Curtain this weekend. The kids want to go to the Dells.

by Chuck Smith October 12, 2007

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tit curtains

Popular style of women's clothing where a large piece of fabric drapes over or just below a woman's chest. The result looks very similar to something you'd find a pregnant woman wearing because of its formless draping nature, though women who wear this style usually aren't pregnant. Coined by popular satirist Maddox, and referenced in the videogame GTA IV.

"They're called tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit." -Maddox

by J Drake May 21, 2008

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