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When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.
Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.
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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”
gundham tanaka from Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair
g u n d h a m t a n a k a
The most overpowered thing that appears in games, and real life that will pwn things in fights, I'm not kidding it hits harder than a punch for Saitama.
1: TAKE THIS! THE S L A P O F D O O M !
2: Don't make me use the S L A P O F D O O M.
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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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“Would you like to ✨G u n d h a m t a n a k a✨ with me?”
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