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Dabbing is a very respectable dance that was patented in the late 18th century as a show of aristocracy and the chastity of virgin brides. It is reminiscent of the brides "dabbing" their arms up in a motion meant to cool the armpits and prevent odor, as there was no deodorant at the time. It is characterized my hands up in the air, to the side, and is in no way associated with any type of drug use.
Old Chap, I really enjoy the young girls' dabbing. Taking such pride in one's scent is ever so joyful to witness.
Young girl, your dabbing makes me think you should join a nunnery!
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Dabbing is a disease that is often terminal, children ages 7-13 are the most likely to become infected with dabbing. Dabbing kills around 92% of everyone who has the illness, Dabbing has been found to be infectious through airborne means. Dabbing is genetically similar to Yellow Fever.
Jimmy Smith caught Dabbing and died of it last week.
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Dead as a dodo in acid, and more cringe than doing a Fortnite dance at the prom.
Mom: Do a dab for the photo!
Me: I'D RATHER DIE.
Mom: Fine, then do a photo of me dabbing!
Me: *YEET THE PHONE*
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Those toothpaste shits where you whipe your ass 10 000 times but it never shows any signs of slowing down so you just kind of dab at it. Sometimes followed by a feeling of accomplishment or, ironically, cleansliness or releif. Can be caused by bad diet, but otherwise occurs sooner or later after a month or so.
I just had the dabs. Sometimes you just need to clean out the pipes.
I just had a bag of doritos with my brother, and we had italian for dinner. We're going to have mad dabs tommorow.
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