tim damage

noun: Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time.

I just took Tim Damage!

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Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

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Smoke damage

When a white female has had sex with a black male.

She's fucked a black guy. She has smoke damage.

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damage control

an attempt made to correct or rectify a situation that went wrong

we gotta be prepared to do some serious damage control if the press hears about this!

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DAMAGED GOODS

1) Item/s that were expected to be in good (if not brand new) condition, but were discovered eventually that they weren't.

2)Someone who was once healthy and/or normal but isn't anymore due to unfortunate, traumatic events in his/her life (i.e. physical abuse, emotional abuse, sexual abuse, drug abuse...u get it).

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Brain Damage

What happens when you discover any type of pornografic content when you are less that 10 years old.

Me: Personally, i have a theory.
Psychologist: What theory?
Me: I think the exposue to unsupervised and grafic pornografic content at a very young age as given my brain damage.
Psychologist: Good theory.

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Trollateral Damage

Repercussions and damage incurred as a result from a troll, by people who are not the intended recipients of said troll.

"Oh man, Lyly was so pissed off about that troll we did this morning... Oh well, just trollateral damage"

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