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Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.
Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.
They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
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1. To eat an entire bag of dandy cookies and enjoy the ride... tell @dandy_edibles on Instagram how the experience was...
Time to take the dandy challenge...
Jim Dandy to the rescue! This is the heroic rescue line of the fifties to seventies.
One day on a submarine, got a message from a mermaid queen, she was hanging from a fishing line, Jim Dandy to the... rescue!
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Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.
"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"
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Someone who masterbates until they break their hand while watching gay porno.
I caught Mike doing The Dandy today!
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Meaning good / well. Although often used ironically when things aren't well.
After an illness: 'I'm feeling fine and dandy now'
Ironic:
Someone screws up: 'Well that's just fine and dandy that is'
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That otherwise dandy boy that enjoys walking around a men's locker room completely disrobed after showering. The Dandy Dangler type enjoy shaving, blow drying their hair and even introducing themselves and conducting conversations with others while completely naked.
Jeff: Back in a minute Broohhhh! Gotta run to the locker room and take a piss.
John: Ok Brahhhh! Watch out for that Ron guy that comes here. I saw him go in the locker room about 10 minutes ago.
Jeff: Great. That dude's a Dandy Dangler. He was chatting me up good the other day and I got no time for a sausage party in there.
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