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An off brand drink of Dr Pepper, but way better!
BRO, Derzan got that Dr Dazzle! I wish I could be like him!
OMG, Dr Dazzle is my favorite drink in the world!
Ashanty, have you heard of Dr Dazzle? It’s the best drink!
The Razzle Dazzle is a glorious sex act that takes some planning, but the juice is worth the squeeze. First, you must buy glitter, find a crown royal pouch (the one with the drawstring), and find some rope. Next, you fill the crown royal bag with glitter, get naked, and tie the bag around your waist. Finally, after performing the Peter Pan on your woman, you pull out, jizz on her back or face, reach into your pouch and throw the glitter all over her jizz covered body. You then scream "RAZZLE DAZZLE BITCH" and storm out of the room. Its ok to continue throwing glitter throughout her place and in her closet (never, ever do the razzle dazzle at your own place...glitter is a bitch to cleanup. Women love to cleanup messes anyways).
I Razzle Dazzled wild Cindy last weekend and she loved it. I temporarily blinded her when I threw glitter in her cum covered eyes and while she was disoriented I tossed glitter around her entire apartment. She had to go to the doctor to get some ointment for her infected eyes. The whole experience really brought us closer together.
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A mixed drink; concocted by adding an entire fifth of bacardi rum razz into a full 2 liter pepsi (your choice of diet or regular) and consumed directly from the bottle. recommended time: 15 minutes
homie 1: yo, how can we not waste the chase?
homie 2: lets make a razzle dazzle!!!
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(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
The female version of being pussy whipped.
(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.
(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.
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Origination: “Boom” the sound a gun makes. “Dazzle” your appearance after wearing newly stolen jewelry. Roots stem from 3rd Century B.C. cannon usage by Ctesibius of Alexandria, who utilized the instrument to win the heart of a Greek goddess.
(adj.) A description of the audiovisual impression a firework makes on the human experience.
(n.) An event, occurrence, object, or person of epic importance.
(v.) to astonish or delight.
“Yo, jackin’ that old man up for his gold chain would be the boom dazzle.”
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Razzle-dazzle
n. noisy or showy fuss like wearing too much gold when drunk.
Man that clart was a well Razzle-dazzle last night.
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The act of hitting them with the razzle double decker dazzle
Wow thanks to Angel and Ernesto for creating the razzle dazzle I don’t know what id do without it.