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The Walking Dead

A mediocre television series that has somehow amassed great popularity. Features lame acting and even worse special effects.

Person A: Did you hear about Glenn's death on The Walking Dead?
Person B: Yeah, for a moment I mistook it for a ketchup commercial though.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 27, 2016

20πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


The Walking Dead

A bland and monotonous television series about survival in a zombie apocalypse. While originally based on a well conceived and poignant graphic novel series, the show features scene ruining child actors, particularly Chandler Riggs as 'Carl", and is followed by a pointless, self aggrandizing talk show 'Talking Dead' featuring b-list celebrities.

The Walking Dead
Rick Grimes: "Carl I need you to stay here; it's my job as your father."
Carl Grimes: "NO DAD, I CAN HELP!"
Rick Grimes: "No."
Carl Grimes: (pouty face)

by Pitt Revue November 15, 2013

115πŸ‘ 367πŸ‘Ž


the walking dead

some stupid and lame television show that western society has somehow been obsessed with and caught up in. People do not realize that the show featuring the zombies, are them. (in other words, YOU the television watcher, are the zombie ... and the people who produce the show are mocking you and whoever watches this crap show. it's mockery of you and society. sad that most people waste their minds on this junk and do not realize this.) that's the whole plot, what I just wrote. That's it. That is The Walking Dead.

The Walking Dead is for zombies with no imagination who want to look to Hollywood and anything famous, for any sort of imagination or escape.

True Detective is far more interesting.

by Fuck Seattle go raise Cattle February 7, 2017

12πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Walking Dead

When you mix Ambien, Xanax, Ketamine and Cocaine and fight to stay awake and you take a stroll. Wake up the next day and you don’t remember shit.

Those guys were so gone, they couldn’t even keep their heads up and were mumbling, they were Walking Dead!

by Spiro woodie May 17, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


love this dead girl walking

To have sex in an aggressive way as if it's you last

Oh Chris, love this dead girl walking!

by Baby's hacker April 19, 2017

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Walking dead

The walking dead is a zombie show with the names ,rick(the leader),machoone(the zombie slaying queen),carl(the youngster/kid of rick),darel(the one who eats everything and has a kind heart for beth who is dead from dawn and carol which lost her daughter to walkers),aberham (lost his family cause he killed these men in a groshrey store and ellan his wife left with the kids and died from walkers aberham saw his wife and kids torn up and helped eugean from walkers and he says he is a scientest and said he knows the cure but he finalley says he is a frod... ,glenn(glenn saved rick from the city and know has a wife named maggie which had a father and sister beth which we knew who got killed bye and had a father but got slayed bye michoones sord from the govener hehejejejeh

Guy 1.Hey do you watch the walking dead?
Guy 2. No,why?
Guy 1. Then you jave VERY VERY lonley LIFE!!!!!!;)!!!!!!:)

by Shyla with her sister makala July 27, 2017

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


The Walking Dead

A TV show on AMC based off the comic books by Robert Kirkman. It used to be really good until Scott Gimple took over as show-runner from Frank Daranbout in S4, it became increasingly obvious that the only main characters who would never die were Rick, Carl, and Daryl (who serves no purpose anymore and doesn't even exist in the comics, but they decided to make him a deuteragonist to Rick on the show because he's on a bunch of t-shirts at Hot Topic that threaten to boycott the show if he dies), and every time they killed a main character off the show it was at the worst possible moment ever because they finally seemed to be getting the happiness they worked so hard for, they were on the brink of having great new character development, and/or they faked their death by hiding them under a fucking dumpster, only to kill them off a few episodes later for real, anyway. It's been sadistic manipulation ever since sometime in S3, frankly it started becoming annoying and old when Hershel got killed off midway through S4, and by the time they got to Glenn's death it just felt like too much of cheap, obnoxious, and cruel shit storytelling.

A fan of The Walking Dead: Did you see Glenn's death on The Walking Dead last night?

Me: Yeah, that was such bullshit storytelling! No wonder so many fans quit! Glenn was the last character that I actually liked enough to keep up with this stupid show. It should have been Daryl. I'm so done with TWD. It's so predictable. Literally everyone will die, except for Rick, Carl, and Daryl. It's the same old story over and over again. Every time things seem to be looking better, they get worse, and Negan's introduction and how the writers treated Glenn so disrespectfully, like a cheap plot device for death, just marked the end of a show that I used to know and love. I'm just so tired of it all. Glenn's death drained what little remaining emotional investment that I had left in this show, so I quit.

by AliceKettle August 17, 2017

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž