deaf drunk

Deaf drunk is when an intoxicated person talks louder than normal because he or she thinks people can't hear him/her.

Wow, that drunk guy is talking so loud, he's deaf drunk.

Tone Deaf

A person who is tone deaf lacks the ability to correctly hear relative differences between musical notes.

in the music lesson:

teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"

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bummers are deaf

a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'

whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie

Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)

Person 2: Eh

Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What

Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers

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Color Deaf

When you are unable to use colors correctly, don't understand if a color is good for a(n) "object" or in anything in general.

Dude Cyan Blue doesn't mix very well with the Neon Pink on that car. You must be color deaf.

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Deaf Caller

Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.

Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller

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Gender Deaf

Where you only hear a person by some auditory means but can’t see them in person and you can’t identify their gender by how they sound. Could be because you weren’t paying attention or because the sound of the persons voice was especially feminine but his name was John. Could also be intentional so as to not offend someone by assuming they are a certain gender just by the sound of their voice.

Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.

Larry: Hangs up phone.
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”

deaf ear

When your friend pretends not to hear you and starts talking to someone else, even though they can totally hear you.

Duda is totally giving us deaf ear.