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Is where you stick your dick inside another's ear and jac off in it and cum in their ear and they become deaf.
A person who is tone deaf lacks the ability to correctly hear relative differences between musical notes.
in the music lesson:
teacher: "ok bob, give me a SOL"
bob does something with the guitar...
teacher: "NOO!!!, that's not a SOL!!... are you tone deaf ?!!"
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a cracking joke to play on your mates, it has to be said quickly and slightly disguised so the victim doesnt hear what you are saying and says 'eh' or 'what'
whilst in conversation with someone, see if you can catch them out, ie
Person 1: you know what they say, bummmers are deaf (remember, disguise it slightly)
Person 2: Eh
Person 1: Bummers Are Deaf
Person 2: What
Contine until you have to declare that they are indeed deaf therefor they are bummers
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When you are unable to use colors correctly, don't understand if a color is good for a(n) "object" or in anything in general.
Dude Cyan Blue doesn't mix very well with the Neon Pink on that car. You must be color deaf.
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Someone who is on the phone and when you ask to speak with the person on the other line the phone holder hangs ups, and acts like nothing happened.
Me:Hey! let me talk to .....
Person1:Ya sure.
Me:alright
*two minutes later, Person1 hangs up*
Me:WTF!!!
Person1:Oh my bad.
Me:Your such a Deaf Caller
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An Alternative, Experimental, Rock band from southern California. A group of people living for something more.
Did you see that awesome band at The Roxy last night?" "yeah that was Deaf Generation!
Where you only hear a person by some auditory means but can’t see them in person and you can’t identify their gender by how they sound. Could be because you weren’t paying attention or because the sound of the persons voice was especially feminine but his name was John. Could also be intentional so as to not offend someone by assuming they are a certain gender just by the sound of their voice.
Posted by Gary Hoffman , credited to Larry Argo for creation of term.
Larry: Hangs up phone.
Jim: “Who was that?”
Larry: “It was a salesperson.”
Jim: “Was it a man or woman?”
Larry: “ I don’t know, I’m gender deaf.”