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1. A merchant of black market Bop-It toys
2. A person whom one goes to for blow jobs (BJs).
My friend's little brother wants a Bop-It for Christmas and he doesn't have a lot of money, so I told him to buy one from a bop dealer.
Where's Jan goin?
Oh, he left to see his bop dealer for his weekly BJ.
Someone who simply provides a service to people who demand it.
"Drug dealers don't SELL people drugs, they OFFER people drugs."
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A DJ who plays shit music
I was in the club last night, DJ Paul Rogers was playing shit EDM, he's such a fucking potato dealer!
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One who is a wanna be drug dealer. He thinks he is legit, but he actually just sells bags with tic tacs in them for a fortune.
That wanna dealer gave me the effing mint flavor!
The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.
A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.
If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.
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pwi-meh-wee deew-ews
1. financial terrorists.
The economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
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A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.
Ex 1:
Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?
Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?
Ex 2:
Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?
Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.
Dealer: Bet.
Ex 3:
GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!
Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.
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