deflect

someone shoots cum so u use your penis to send the cum back to its original owner

wow you deflected that pussy cum so beutiful bro can i suck your cock

dick deflected

A synonym for cock blocking.

Yesterday, when we were at the party, Matt and Ross completely dick deflected Jason.

DEFLECT TO KIDS

Noooo! I forgot that part! In the Single men crisis one!? Yes!

Hym "Step 4: DEFLECT TO KIDS. This single men crisis can only be solved by ignoring the single men crisis entirely and breeding new boys who will hypothetically be both not single and not in crisis! Shit! I had that one ready in the abstract but then I forgot. It was supposed to be #3 but then I forgot and then I replaced it with the new step 3 and THIS ONE was integral. God damnit! I hate having to retcon things back in like this. Deflect to kids. We need to breed more fat-cocks. That's the solution."