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A place where a Momma Deegan may work and a place that a brother may leave a freezer open which leads to a bunch of free ice creams and a group of people that say darn farm.
(First Person) Hey you wanna go to the Cove Deli?
(Second Person) of course I think they have the coolest sandwiches!
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Having the urge to commit sexual acts with your mother.
Harry is a deli benjord
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An overconfident, slightly condescending fat friend who consistently refers to himself as “Big Daddy.”
Group Chat
Joey: “Big Daddy is here boys!”
John: “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
Brendan liked “You mean ‘Big Deli’?”
A deli platter is a multi-ethnic meat selection.
See gangbang.
Guy: hey baby, how about you, me, and 2 of my friends get a deli platter?
Girl: Um, so like ... a gangbang?
Guy: Yeah but with better variety.
Girl: OK!
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An upset stomach or other digestive trouble caused from eating old, nasty, or otherwise "bad" food from a deli. Most notable in poorly managed grocery stores or run down deli locations.
Tim ate some suspicious mac and cheese he picked up from the super market deli. Now he has a bad case of Deli Belly.
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A meaty pussy. A chick with extra meaty pussy lips. Thick vertical bacon.
Rachel is coming over. I’ll be eating at the deli at the y tonight.
It's a real thing.
Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.
Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.
After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.
The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!