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glazed delights

n: Any fried cake or doughnut with a confectionary-style glazing enveloping it. Term used by upstanding gentlemen harkening to the turn of the 20th century. May often be dangerously sweet to the point of hyperactivity ensuing.

a:sexual congress with a sweaty person; or, sexual deeds resulting in generally sticky and sweet oozings hardening to a candy shell.

n: Examples include an apple fritter eaten by Pops on Regular Show which "Tasted like magic"

a: "I'm not one to share sordid details. However, let's say we were sharing our glazed delights til dawn.'

by paul z ated January 26, 2014


driver's delight

When the driver of a car performs felatio on the person sitting in the passenger seat.

Last night Kenny hit Harry with his car because he wasn't paying attention to the road because he was attempting driver's delight to a delighted wizard.

by Da Zipper May 17, 2008


Douchebag Delight

The reigning king and or queen of all douchedom. Can be abbrevaited DBD.

Paris Hilton sure is a douchebag delight..

by Jessi and Rachel October 4, 2006

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Ovarian Delight

A devastating blow to a woman's crotch that upon impact shatters her ovaries.
See also: Falcon Punch

My wife wouldn't shut up during football so I gave her an ovarian delight and that kept her quiet.

by DWisen August 20, 2011

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Snuggler's Delight

A condition under which an shared space can operate between friends.

Under "Snuggler's Delight" law, snugglers will get priority for seating in a shared entertainment scenario, and will maintain the ability to snuggle off somewhere else during the activity without seeming rude. All delight must by default be accepted.

Snugglers : "We might start the movie in the living room, and head into the bedroom later on. We're both pretty tired"

Non-snuggler: "No problem, this apartment runs under "Snuggler's Delight" rules.

by Dicknose999 January 3, 2013

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highway delight

when the person riding in the passenger seat gives the driver what is commonly refered to as a bj

Man last night Tim gave me the highway delight! I thought I was in heaven!

by bigeddy500 June 19, 2006

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zookeepers delight

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

i went to the zoo yesterday with my dog to find a partner to have a zookeepers delight

by curious goerge's keeper February 2, 2011

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