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When you take a can of easy cheese and spray it inside of the anus for lube and put your meat between your partners buns to make the cheese delux.
Last night I told Mary I was going to give her a cheese delux. Immagine her surprise when she found out I wasnt talking about a burger!
It is when the woman jacks the man off until he cums. Upon which she takes the load all into her mouth. Making sure to suck off every last drop from the shaft and head. This is immediately followed up by a traditional blowjob while the head and shaft are still highly sensitive.
“So how you doing Chimo?” I ask during a lull in service.
“I’m great, dude,” my Mexican-American comrade replies. “I got a deluxe blowjob last night.”
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N. A vechile that is able to hold three or more bodies in it's trunk in the event of committing a kidnapping or needing to take hostages. A trunk that would hold any less would be considered a Kidnapper's Double or Single.
Tom: Check out all the space in the trunk of my new car.
Joe: Dude, for a small car thats at least a Kidnapper's Double.
Tom: If I take out the spare tire, its a Kidnapper's Deluxe.
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A conventional spitroast occurs when one dude fucks a chick in her pussy while she takes a second dude in her mouth. The "deluxe" version of that is when the chick is done in her ass and mouth instead, and often the pussy does not come in to play at all.
That horny bitch doesn't just want us to spitroast her in the pussy and mouth; she wants a Spitroast Deluxe in her ass and down her throat.
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A sexual position in which the male moves his pelvis in a "U" shaped fashion, thus creating an upside down arched motion. If the male happens to be standing, the arch of the arch deluxe may be further animated with up and down movement through rocking the feet from heel to toe.
Man, I gave it to her good last night. We got pretty wild and she got the arch deluxe treatment from the back.
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The one and only Sick Bitch. She is a neurotic realist, cynical insomniac, lace lover, sheer obsesser, high heel wearer, image observer, wordsmith, booze drinker, woods dweller, product junkie, & Photographers take her picture. Mona deLux is not that complex ... she is absurdly honest. She enjoys - high heels, big hair, red lips, stockings, garters, gloves, veils, Femme Fatales, Medieval Literature, Royalty, Carnies, female Serial Killers, Cult Leaders, Religious fanatics, Martyrs, Stevie Nicks, pessimism, sarcasm, bawdy women, salt, berries, dry Champagne, and hand cut french fries. She loathes proselytizing, opinionated people that have no debate skills, pop music, sugar, gladiator sandals, and bad posture.
Mona deLux is one Sick Bitch. Mona
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an extreme euphoric sensation, very hard intense orgasm, unforgettable sexual climax
Candis: Hey Stacy, how was your night with Tony?
Stacy: Nothing special, how about you?
Candis: Johnny fucked me so hard I won't forget that Deluxe Orgasm
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