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Dents or scratches on a vehicle due to drinking and driving or hitting an object with your vehicle while intoxicated.
Joe: Hey Troy, did you see what happened to George's bumper?
Me: O yea, just another whiskey dent from last night, that was one hell of a party!
Joe: O ok, i have a few of those my self.
an indention made in the front of a canned beverage using yout thumb, so you can identify the front of the drink.
i make a cansippers dent in the front of my can so when im driving i dont have to take my eyes off the road to find the front of the can.
75% of late model Toyota Corollas(many Camrys too) have a huge superficial dent in the rear bumper, consistent with backing into a post.
Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.
Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.
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When u got an indent in ya head from ur gaming headset. Usually occurs after an intense gaming session. Conditions may vary in size depending on how much of a dedicated gamer the individual truly is.
Aye Owlahs why u jus pull up and ain’t brush the gamer dent out ur hair before class?
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Last surviving male of Planet Earth after it's demolition to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
Was actually a character from The Archers who found himself in the wrong storyline. i.e. a Monty Python-esque psychedelic space opera populated by characters such as Zaphod Beeblebrox (two heads, three arms, former Galactic President, recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being of All Time) and Ford Prefect (roving researcher for the Hitch hiker's Guide top the Galaxy, who chose his earth name after some really lazy research).
Constantly in search of tea, while all around him people search for the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything while trying not to die.
The Ultimate Answer was in fact 42, but since no-one knew the question they had to construct a giant supercomputer known as The Earth to find it out. This computer was often mistaken for a planet by the apelike creatures roaming it's surface. It was destroyed by the Vogons five minutes before the critical readout; thus the Ultimate Question was lost forever, allowing the psychiatrists and philosophers to continue in business unmolested and make a fortune arguing about it and "treating" people who wondered what it was all about.
Eventually, he learns how to fly.
"What?"
"Where's the tea?"
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People`s teeth that are stained brown from all the Shit they speak.
"That Guy is So FULL of Shit, his teeth are now Potty-Dents!"
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Indentation left in the mattress after a raucous session of passionate and rough love-making
After I left her house she slept in our "love dent" and dreamt of our passionate afternoon of rough pounding intercourse.