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Desmond

The local public bus service.

GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.

by Lolly Lukas June 9, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Desmonde

When you find Monde this expression is used

Wesmonde ?? WESMONDE?? DESMONDE !!!

by avifromthebluff July 14, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Desmond

That dumb mf. He told me he loved me and then he dumped me after he told another girl he loved her. He’s an absolute d bag and istg if i ever see him again i will punch his mf lights out.

Girl 1: Did you see Desmond?

Girl 2: Yea he shattered β€”β€”β€”β€˜s heart!

Girl 1: Let’s go beat his ass.

by idek my guy June 1, 2020

4πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


desmond

An entity here on this Earth as a messenger of ignorance. Everything that comes in contact with Desmond will have outbursts of ghetto and then after a month or two,will transform into a person of extreme ignorance

"Oh no, it's Desmond. RUN AWAY OR HE'LL MAKE YOU AN IGNORANT MONSTER!!!!!"

by A victim of Desmond January 20, 2009

28πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


desmond

a nigga that caps about everything he tries to act hard but he not

aint that desmond ewww

by eatthatpussk445 September 24, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Desmond

To be a general failure at everything, life included. Being a fool or just a general word to use as an insult.

You're shit at life, you Desmond. Yeah you, Nathan Desmond Dunnell.

by oldmatejenkinsthedezzo May 24, 2011

24πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Desmond

The most conceited person that you will ever meet. They think that they are a GOD, and that no one will ever beat them in any way. They always think that they are right, but whenever someone corrects them they will go on a HUGE rant about why they think they are right. Always brags about how big his. . . You know. . . Is, which is probably a cover up for how small it really is. The word Desmond only means one word. . . Douche!

Guy: I'm awesome at everything.

Everyone else: Oh my gosh, that guy is SUCH a Desmond.

by X Number 43257431 May 25, 2011

19πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž