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The Definition Of Smoker's Despair- When you just light your last cigarette, proceed to take 3 to 4 hits out of it, and once you ash said cigarette...it falls into the snow.
Person 1:"Hey, what is wrong with Jesse today?"
Person 2:"Listen up and listen good. He is completely broke...was down to his last cigarette...and had some bad luck. He succumbed to Smoker's Despair.
A really cool fan club for AFI. When you join you get a crapload of cool AFI shit. The members-only website is really lacking though.
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The Realms of Despair is the original SMAUG MUD, which is free to play. They have an active Roleplaying community, an active player-killing (deadly) community, and a very active peaceful community. Players can choose from 13 classes (including one deadly-only class) and 13 races. Character appearances are customizable on creation and we have a vast collection of equipment that is level, gender, class, race and alignment specific.
"Are you going to be on Realms of Despair tonight?"
"No, my girlfriend got mad after our last run."
"Yeah, that's rough... Sucks to be you."
A fan club for One of the greatest bands of all time, AFI. It costs thirty dollars to join, and all who join get a special package and special advantages.
Guy: Dude! I joined the DF!
other guy: Dude! I'm so jealous! That's a hardcore group of fans! and you get special stuff!
Guy: Dude! I know!
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A series of numbers that will make you completely lose your shit. It has something to do with triggering a thought loop that is near impossible to break.
Person A "dude look at those numbers"
Person B "Na dude that's the Despair Code.
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A shady, unknown location, where three medusas are said to be residing and waiting for their prey. Whenever someone attempts to communicate with these beings, they're immediately banished from the location that seems to resemble a dorm room. One of them has the appearance of the grudge girl but is sometimes disguised as a petite girl. The other demon pretends to hail from the Nordic wonderland of Sweden but alas only a true Swede can see through her clever disguise. The last little imp has chosen the form of an Asian girl but beware, when provoked she's not only capable of climbing walls but singing like a whale as well.
Don't go to the PIT OF DESPAIR, or you will surely lose your soul.
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The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.
Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.
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