my favorite character on the show Invader Zim. dib is a boy in zims class who is obsessed with the paranormal. dib lives with his famous scientist dad, professor membrane, and his little sister, gaz. he is the only one apart from gaz who knows zim is an alien. even though he tries infinite times to prove to everyone zim is an alien, they never believe him and just think hes insane. he has black hair, glasses, and a long black coat.
person: whats wrong with you? all you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!
dib: he was using the belt sander.
- episode the nightmare begins
FBI: hey.. your DIB... right? hehe.. you ever get that ninja ghost outta your toilet?
dib: yes! no thanks to you!
-episode zim eats waffles
dib: (sprints into classroom) sorry im late! horrible nightmare visions!
mrs. bitters: its called life dib, now sit down.
- episode halloween spectacular of spooky doom
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When you don't want to engage in a full dab, but you still want to let people know that you're lit.
Just throw your chin up and give it a quick /pchew/.
"Hey check it out dad, I'm woke! *dibs*"
"Dib on the hate."
"I don't have the energy today, so I'll be dibbing instead of dabbing."
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In normal cases Dibs is a stupid game that children play with things that they can't actually have, but among the people of The Mals Nation it's an entirely different story. Dibs is a legally binding statement. Once the announcement has been made that one has "Dibs" on anything (living or not) it cannot be disputed.
"Dude, Dibs on that silly slut."
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Creamy chocolate covered ice cream balls. Comes in different variety of flavors
Dude let me get a Dibs
Get your box
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Stands for Dirty Irish Bastard. Refers to lewd middle-aged drunken people hanging around in Dublin youth hostels.
Gradually applied to people from other nationalities as well:
DFB: Dirty French Bastard
DAB: Dirty Australian Bastard
etc.
That DIB spent the whole night drinking wine from a plastic bottle and burping. In the dorm.
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Amy Can Dress, In School, And Got Good Good. She A Bad Ass Dib.
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Universal law to gaining property or ownership of an item/object. Must call dibs, even after birth
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