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A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.
<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!
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A definition of the holy god himself, Brendon Urie, with a quote that sent a touching lessons to every emos.
"It's not a bad dick."
Pete was like “Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed about this dick pic!” And then I saw the dick pic, and I was like “Eh, it's not bad. It's not a bad dick. Let’s be real.”
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1.The male genitals
2.An abrasive man
3.Short-form for "Richard"
1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me
2.Stop being such a dick
3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.
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to hurt or brutally wound. However death is not usually involved.
i.e. to dick on
I dicked on
He dicked on
They dicked on
We dicked on
Elliot will dick on John after sending him a polite message.
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Mary's boyfriend: Mary, why are you talking to my dick?!
Mary: shut up! we're trying to make plans for tonight..
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Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.
Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.
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An expandable muscle located between a man's thighs often used to pleasure the mouth pussy or anus
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!
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