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When your dick hard then you see what's underneath the broads clothes and your boner takes a fart and goes limp.
I took the broad home for sexy time, but she took her clothes off and I had fart dick.
when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy
pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch
An insult originating in Canada, refers to a person/object/situation that is annoying and/or useless. Can also be abbreviated ‘DF.’
I totally messed that up, I’m such a dick fart!!!
1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.
2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.