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April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
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may 9th is national dick sucking day and send nudes day so you basically do what you want and not be hoe;)
national dick sucking day so ‘whose wants to be first?
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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Happens when it is June 25 and your friend or boyfriend sends you a dick pic!!
Did you know about national dick pic day?
20th of April national dick pic day. If your friend, girlfriend, or girl asks you for a dick pick you gotta do it.
Girl-hey it’s national dick pic day you know what that means.
Boy-ok Her you go😉
The action of grabbing one's dick.Celebrated on April 17.With it or not,prepare to have your pp grabbed.
She grabbed my pp and said happy International Dick Grab Day.
September 3rd
A day to appreciate the men who have big dicks.
Did you get John a present for Big Dick Appreciation Day?