U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

you got to be yanking my dick off

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

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get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

dick fell off

phrase used when you do something so good to get back at an ex. typically used when you pop off on insta so hard that you are leaving your ex absolutely shook. a phrase used in only the most sh00k situations, usually with the purpose of adding emphasis.

friend 1: “biiiiitch did u see my recent ig pic??”

friend 2: “ya hoe, literally his dick fell off”

friend 3: “literally FLEW off”

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My dick fell off

Something very bad that happened to you

"My dick fell off when failed my maths exam

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My dick fell off

A really sincere way to say sorry or "my bad"

"You cheated on me!"

"Sorry, my dick fell off"

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