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when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face
dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!
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where you slap a bitch in the face with your dick while saying " whose the boss bitch"
I gave her a tonyu danza dick slap
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On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
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The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.
Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly
detroit dick slap
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When slap with dick mustard
I mustard dick slap my neighbors 7 year old
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April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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