Deep dickin'

Having sex with a woman that she enjoys so much she gets hypnotised by the dick (aka dicknosis). It requires a dick to be placed deep into the vaginal canal resulting in extreme, addictive pleasure for the woman.

Betty: Jim, I'm can't wait to see you again. I can't stop thinkin' about your visit to Nashville with all that deep dickin' and fried chicken.

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Clickin' for Dickin'

The act of browsing social networking sites such as Myspace for hot guys to check out or to soon be dicked by.

Woman 1: "Where's Nancy?"

Woman 2: "Shit, she's on the laptop clickin' for dickin' again."

Woman 1: "What a skank."

Woman 2: "I know"

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country dickin'

1. A plain old fashioned fucking.
2. To be royally screwed or fucked over in a metaphorical sense.

1. I went home and gave my wife real country dickin' last night.
2. My english professor gave me a good ole country dickin' on my last exam grade.

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Soft Dickin

When a man gets soo drunk that he can't obtain an erection, yet still attempts to have sex

Last night i was soft dickin, i was soo hammered

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knob dickin'

to adjust any knob, dial, button, etc. in such a fashion that could impact the correct operation of any machine, device, or apparatus.(i.e. moving a knob too quickly or too often)

The pilot was knob dickin' stuff in the cockpit because he had too much extra time on his hands & broke the light switch off.

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Dickin' around

1. The act of not acting. Literally, not doing anything for an extended period of time.

2. The actual movement of "Dickin' around", poundin' some girl while she cries your name and claws at the headboard behind her.

1. Boss: "Have you completed your work for the day?"
Worker: "Nope."
Boss: "What have you been doing all day?"
Worker: "You know, just dickin' around."

2. Girl: "Ah yeah, dick me harder Steph."
Lady Gaga: "Hell yeah, mothafucker, I'll dick you where the sun don't shine."

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Deep Dickin

The act of inserting the penis fully into the vagina and using short thrusts while completely inserted. Female positions herself so that there are no obstructions to full insertion. Typically done in a scissor-like position.

I could use some deep dickin tonight.

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