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(verb)
1. To take every day, grab it by the horns, wrestle it down to the ground and make it call you daddy
2. To, on any given day, behave like a khaki-clad military man
3. To never walk away from any situation thinking “If only I had…”
(noun)
1. A day on which you wear khakis
My friends entered me in a hot dog eating contest, so I decided to Khaki Diem.
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To go to the bathroom intending a quick whizz, but deciding mid stream to "sieze the day" and roll out a big steamy one.
"Dude, you've been gone for 15 minutes I thought you were taking a piss?"
"Carpe Diem"
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A ridiculously hot Asian girl who prefers not to be called Katie.
Dude1: Hey, what's up KD?
Kieu Diem: stfu you asshole!
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a naughty daily dose of the nasty.
Pablo is going to get his per diem today from Mia.
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That oh so sweet first cup of coffee in the morning.
Wake up! You look terrible, here cuppa diem (and hands over a fresh coffee)
Basically the classy version of YOLO.
Mark: I don't really want to go...
Aaron: C'mon man, carpe diem!
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1 ) Latin phrase ('seize the day'), most commonly found as a tattoo on the arms or chests of men who, surprisingly, are least likely to take advantage of daylight hours. Rather, its proponents generally devote the majority of their time to disregarding the consequences of their night-time behaviour, and lifting up heavy objects in gymnasiums devoid of natural light.
Whether the choice of this phrase as a tattoo is an example of ironic self-awareness is unknown.
2) coll. Name given to one who has such a tattoo.
1) " Hey bro, got me this wicked new carpe diem tatt on my wrist!"
"Sweet as dude, does it represent your passion for climbing basalt monoliths in the desert?"
"Nah man, was off my face in Bali!"
2) "Whoa, Susan, check out that smokin' hot Carpe Diem over there!"
" Wowee, Beth! Bet he seizes days regularly!"
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